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Epic Rap Battles of History!
The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to IL
Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana.
I'm coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair
Bitch I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair
Your whole fam's a bunch of barbies dude
Eat this Korean barbeque!
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You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!
Like a check for my alimony!
All the little Hulksters know
I'll hang you from the ropes
Like a South Park puppet show
I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling,
Brother I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!
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Beijing is in China you blond asshole!
You're a suburban commando!
North Korea bitch let me give you a tour,
By the way your wife says
My dick is bigger than yours.
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Oh yeah, it's about to get real
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim
I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses
The Macho Man there is no equal
So spend less time rapping
And start feeding your people,
I'll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire world wrestling federation
Epic Rap- Battles of History!