James Bond vs Austin Powers
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Lyrics of James Bond vs Austin Powers by Epic Rap Battles of History,Nice Peter
intro
Epic rap battles of history
James Bond
Versus
Austin Powers
Begin!
verse
I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I've earned it
I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's permit
After twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me
I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm done
I only need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun
verse
You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright let's just keep it groovy baby!
Basil Exposition told me this will be boring
But Jesus, man! Even my mojo's snoring!
I've never seen such a miserable spy!
I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little strip tease
And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)
You're defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!
You're like all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft some new plot lines
You've made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind you're always getting remade!
You can't touch me, double-oh behave
verse
Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island with a fucking model by now!
Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping at Swedish penis pumping weenies!
verse
Yeah that's not mine-
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I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your silly gimmicks!
I'm the best spy in the business; just ask all the critics!
I've been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!
But I'm the original model that your frilly ass mimics!
verse
I wouldn't exactly call you original
It's the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage
Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all
I don't need a Q to break your balls
I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've been sold on
You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond
verse
Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please?
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Rap these, you velvety hack
verse
Jeez!
verse
It's the movie business and you've had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists
verse
Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit rapey
I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby
verse
Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm distinguished
If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage
verse
Well maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English
verse
(Slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning linguist
verse
As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts
verse
Now you listen here, you little duck-faced runt
I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day that you want!
outro
WHO WON? (WHO WON?)
WHO'S NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?)
YOU... YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Writer(s): Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Peter Shukoff, Dante Michael Cimadamore
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Epic Rap Battles of History - Season 5
Album • 2020 • 12 tracks
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James Bond vs Austin Powers
Epic Rap Battles of History, Nice Peter
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