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Lyrics of The 12 Days of Xmas by Simon Viklund
On the first day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
This broke dick piece of shit drill
On the second day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Two years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill
On the third day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill
On the fourth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
And a broke dick piece of shit drill
Which I hate
On the fifth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Five bullets left
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill
On the sixth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Four panicked robbers
Come on, three tires shot
Two years in jail
Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill
On the seventh day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Ammo bag!
Four panicked robbers
Fuck! Three tires shot
Two years in jail
And thi-this broke shit-PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!
Fo′ serious!
On the eighth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Ammo, ammo!
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two fucking years in jail
Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill!
Why won't you get this fucking thing?!
On the ninth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Ammo bag, ammo bag!
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
I can′t even fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill!
I mean seriously?
On the 10th day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Four panicked robbers
AWAAAWAAAAH!
Two years in jail
YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS SONG!!!
On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-FUCK!
11 doors to lockpick?!
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Ammo, ammo!
Four panicked robbers
AHH! FUCKING WALL!
Two years in jail
On the 12th day of Christmas
Payday gave to me
12 bags of coke
11 doors to lockpick
Ten seconds response time
All hostages gone
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
I'm out of fucking ammo!
WHERE'S THE GETAWAY?!
FUCK!
AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!
FUCK MY LIFE!
Fuck this! I′m getting an accounting degree, I′m just gonna go legit!
Who puked in the back seat? Fuck!
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