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Bernstein: Seymour Krelbourne
Sweetie, honey, baby, pussycat
Hey Seymour Krelbourne you prince, you
My name is Bernstein, I'm with NBC
I came down here to convince you
To do a weekly TV show for me
Seymour Krelbourne's Gardening Tips
For half an hour, on Sundays at four
TV's first home gardening program
You'll make a mint, and our ratings will soar
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Doo-wop girls: They say the meek shall inherit
You know the book doesn't lie
It's not a question of merit
It's not demand and supply
They say the meek wanna get it
And you a meek little guy
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em
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Skip Snip, Williams-Morris Agency
Forget the cable we send you
It's nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours
Now let my firm represent you
We want to book you on lecturing tours
College campuses, rotary clubs
The kind of bookings my office can do
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Seymour: My future's starting
Stick with that plant, and gee my bank account will thrive
It's much too dangerous to keep the plant alive
Who knew success would come
To keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things
No! No! There's only so far you can bend!
No! No! This nightmare must come to an end!
No! No! You've got no alternative, Seymour, old boy
outro
Doo-wop girls: They say the meek shall inherit
Seymour: Where do I sign?
Doo-wop girls: You know the book doesn't lie
Doo-wop girls: It's not a question of merit
Doo-wop girls: It's not demand and supply
Doo-wop girls: You'll make a fortune, we swear it
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em
(With Seymour) You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em