It′s a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mommy is yelling, "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
Take a look at the lawman
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
He′s in the best-selling show
It′s on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
′Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
Take a look at the lawman
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best-selling show