When you walked in the room
I knew I loved you from the start
And I knew that you had my heart
Now we can′t stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can never watch a game in peace
Now we can′t stand each other
You leave you're dirty dishes in the sink
And you′re always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't stand each other
And you′re shoes they cause fights
You spend you′re life laying on the coach
And you're Mom is always freaking out
("When are you gonna take my daughter somewhere nice? When are you... waah waah waah..." Ugh)
Now we can′t stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can never watch a game in peace
Now we can't stand each other
You leave you′re dirty dishes in the sink
And you′re always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I′m better off without you
We can't stand each other
I′m better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can′t stand each other
"Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?"