Yo I know a place that you lot can play
It′s a party that you can hear like two blocks away
Fuck an attitude and fuck the right to apparel to wear
Fuck driving I rolled up on a barrel of beer
And busting through the door to Bliss N Eso blessing the speakers
It's so packed in here that I′m stepping on sneakers
But this MC corners me, he's got my patience spent
Cause he's wack but thinks he′s the shit like David Brent
Gave me his demo to Sus, He wouldn′t let go of my nuts
I was like "Dude I'll be right back just need a bevo to clutch"
I got the urge to write a sentence
Izm rocked up with 3 Virgin flight attendents
When his beer runs out there'll be some trouble and some bugging
So open the fridge and stash a couple in the oven
I′m a sneaky little cunty but believe me
It was funny when I found two mingers gettin' freaky in the dunny
("Wait thats not A girl, what′s up bro")
Didn't I tell you fuckers to watch me
Bliss you know I′m pissed man you should′ve stopped me (hiccup)
Now I'm drunk and this fat chicks got me
Hand-cuffed to the taps and now she′s filling the bath
I'm from the UK so she love the way that I rap
But the bitch got sideburns worse than Shaft
Shits not funny man please don′t laugh
That's when Eso bust down the door
Well there′s a party at my place and you're all invited
A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in
You like that? "Hell yeah!"
Well get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one′s on us
Well there's a party at my place and you′re all invited
A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in
You like that? "Hell yeah!"
We'll get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us
Ay yo it′s freak fest two double o′ five
It's quiet in the hood but there′s trouble at mine
Brothers that are broke, we don't know how to be rich
There′s stolen steaks on the barbie on my balcony bitch
I'm teaching newcomers how to shape and make a bong
While Bliss hides my beer so we can take em′ later on
Plus the colour of my c'mons like the Canberra Raiders
It got me crackin' jokes with Izm playin′ San Andreas
We got the whole block shacking outrageous
Cause a party ain′t a party without waking your neighbours
Or makin' arrangements to go break in a basement
And steal another motherfucking case for these cavemen
Kicking flows freestyling on some ill shit
If you ain′t down with us then you not on the bill kid
So piss off cause this cost nothing for my brothers
Just a house party full of nuttty motherfuckers
So bounce, break something, shake the house down
Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout
Bounce, break something, shake the house down
Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout
The door bust open there was two cops to see
They turned the music off and said "Who'se got the weed?"
But then they told us the point
"Calm down love, just roll a coppa a joint"