I′m big in Japan, so's my dick
Eat my eggroll with ya chopsticks, bitch
I′m not that dumb to bring drugs through customs
Yummy, yummy, me so hungry
Get in me belly, toro with wasabi
I can't walk down the streets, partner
Maybe cause I'm like 2 feet taller
Dirt Nasty on the Tokyo trains
Streets so clean, no doggy doo-doo
I ain′t this big in the States
Unlimited teriyaki, kobe steaks
All the girls say Dirt's the richest
Can′t pay for no goose so I'm doing dishes
Tokyo, do you get my drift?
Rappin′ on stage, they don't understand shit
But they all got they hands in air
With they gold chains and they spikey hair
You can find me on Mt. Fuji
In a fuji jacuzzi with Ms. Suzuki (Who's she?)
Love me long time, baby, licky, licky
And introduce you to my sumo wrestler
Crouching tiger, hidden beaver
I think I caught yellow fever
If I need a girl she could be here
Quicker than a Domino's Pizza
Rikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo
All the geisha′s know I′m the man
Fuck the states, I'm big in Japan
Fuck the states, I'm big in Japan
Fuck the states, I′m big in Japan