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Lyrics of The President's Penis Is Missing by Drive-By Truckers
verse
They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill
They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
They called every scholar, reporter and genius
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
verse
It ain't in the White House or Judiciary
It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ol' library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
chorus
The President's penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
verse
Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the '80s we elected one or two missing their brains
And George Washington caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all just learned the truth about Thomas Jefferson's name
verse
And Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn't no square
With that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that Elenore didn't care
And John Kennedy's penis was seen everywhere
chorus
The President's penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
verse
Them outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile, the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned with the President's penis
chorus
The President's penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
outro
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's penis?
Writer(s): Patterson Hood
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Pizza Deliverance
Album • 1999 • 14 tracks
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The President's Penis Is Missing
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