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The modern art Muhammed Ali
Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
You're the PBS version of Nickelback
But I think you must be a genius
'Cause with zero training
You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
I could make better art with my wiener
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I'm so glad you could join me today
So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
You're a moody little genius
You must be on your Blue Period
I'm painting happy little trees
With the voice that soothes
I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist
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Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica
My technique will make your mistress weep
I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
Don't believe in mistakes
You just got your happy little ass beat