I look back on where I'm from
And look at the woman I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks
A gift wrapped wig still in the box
Some girls they have natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines
This is the best way that I′ve found
To be the best you've ever seen
Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do
Sausage curl, chicken wings, it′s all because of you
With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too
Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you
It′s all because of you, it's all because of you