SAT SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR NEST
I CAN SEE HIM THROUGH THE RUSHES
I DON′T PRETEND THAT THIS IS ALL HIS DOING
I'M A SUCKER FOR THE BILLING
BUT WHEN YOU HEAR THAT PITTER PATTER
OF TINY FEET IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW LONG I′VE HAD TO SIT HERE
THOSE LITTLE HEADS SO SOFT AND DOWNY
THEIR BABY BODS ALL GOLDEN DOWNY
THEIR BEAKS CONSTANLY OPEN
IT′S THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD
I'LL DO WHAT ANY OTHER MOTHER WOULD
TO TRY TO DO MY BEST AT BRINGING UP MINE
IT′S THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD
THAT MAKE IT ALL SEEM WORTHWHILE
I'LL DO WHAT ANY OTHER MOTHER WOULD
TO GET MY DUCKS DECKED OUT
(Maureen enters. Dialogue until line "Why do we put ourselves through it?)
Maureen: ′COS WHEN YOU HEAR THAT DIBBLE DABBLE
THEN WATCH THEIR MAIDEN VOYAGE
Ida: LIKE CHAMPAGNE CORKS
Maureen: ACCOMPANIED BY MOTHERS SOBBING
Both: RELIEVED, THANKS BY TO NATURE
Maureen: Oh, prepare yourself, Ida
(They are interrupted as the eggs begin to hatch)
Both: IT′S THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD
THAT MAKE IT ALL SEEM WORTHWHILE
I'LL DO WHAT ANY OTHER MOTHER WOULD
Ida: TO GET MY DUCKS DECKED OUT
Maureen: TO GET THOSE DUCKS DECKED OUT
Ida: TO GET MY DUCKS DECKED OUT