Baby wakes me up around 5 am
Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
Cook my wife breakfast while she′s getting ready
O oh o oh someone's diper is smelly
O oh o oh it leaked all over his belly
O oh o oh it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum-bum
It′s time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
I try not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop, I′ve got a trick
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o′clock so I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight maybe some pasta
And a caesar salad my wife will like that