If you′re ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I′m your bail
It's friendship, friendship
When other friendships have been forgot
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
And if you′re ever up a tree just phone to me
If you ever lose your teeth and you′re out to dine, borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship
When other friendships have been forgate
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I′ll complain
It's friendship, friendship
When other friendships have been forgit
A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep
If you ever lose your mind, I′ll be kind
And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
If you′re ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh
It's friendship, friendship
When other friendships are up the crick