Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
I can't find a single man to share my double bed.
There′s a ring on their finger or they're light on their feet
Or there's a tombstone on their head.
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
When he took me to that bar
I thought we′d find romance.
But when I saw Tom, Dick, and Harry
I knew I didn′t stand a chance.
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
I can't find a single man to share my double bed.
There′s a ring on their finger or they're light on their feet
Or there′s a tombstone on their head.
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
Well I finally met the perfect man,
Good lookin', single, and straight.
When we were making love,
I thought, "Good things come to those who wait."
But then right in the middle of ′you know what',
He gasped his final breath.
Well what a shame, he'll never know
I loved that man to death!
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
I can′t find a single man to share my double bed.
There′s a ring on their finger or they're light on their feet
Or there′s a tombstone on their head.
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.
Every man I love is either married, gay, or dead.