Fake Santa #1: Used to be
I′d stand on the busiest corner
And make the people smile
They pass me by, and who knows why
Could it be that old Saint NIck's gone out of style?
All Fake Santas: Well, nobody cares
′Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus
Fake Santa #2: Used to be
The kids waited hours to see me
All that joy would almost make you cry
I'm just passe, some dumb cliche
And it makes me wonder why I even try
All Fake Santas: Well, nobody cares
Fake Santa #3: Now they yank off your beard!
All Fake Santas: 'Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus
Buddy: Is this all an awful sign?
All Fake Santas: Of a sad decline?
Buddy: A miserable, sad decline
I never knew such disrespect
No wonder this whole city
Fake Santas: Nobody cares about Santa Claus
Macy′s Manager: Woah, Buddy!
Nobody cares, nobody cares
Nobody cares, nobody cares
Buddy: How can Santa Claus?
Fake Santas: How can good old Santa Claus?
Buddy: Be a hopeless cause?
Fake Santas: A totally hopeless cause!
Buddy: Even little children
Think that Sanata′s overrated
Fake Santas: Kinda get that feeling, too!
Buddy: What kind of world is this?!
All: Where nobody cares about
Ready to hang the sled up