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Lyrics of I Will Get a Vasectomy by Pink Guy
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I just wanna show my appreciation
To how much I love kids and teens
Between the ages of 12 and 17
verse
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
Did their parents not beat them hard
Enough, enough, enough?
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I try, to empathize with teens
'Cause when I was younger
I was stupid too, too, too (It's true)
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But then I realized
That I was never this stupid
My friends were never this stupid
Y'all are just dense, dense, dense
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Like damn, I'm really, really concerned
I wish your father would use that wooden spoon, spoon, spoon
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Just fucking beat them already!
I was just being ironic man, hah!
What a fucking loser, do you ha-
verse
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
But the same ten jokes in a row
That's not okay, okay, okay
verse
Like, damn, is that all you can come up with?
If you're gonna be racist at least be original
Please, we're dead serious
verse
If you're under 17
Please, don't ever talk to me
You think this is part of the act
But please don't come near me
verse
Hah! Dude, get a load of this guy
He's never heard of irony before
Wha-what a fucking loser, dude?
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Jimmy, it's past your bedtime
Dad no
Get back to bed
I was just being ironic
I don't care
No dad
You're being a piece of shit
Please, no, ah! (Take these spanks, you little bitch)
Ah, oh, no, daddy, daddy, daddy, please
Who do you think you are?
Who the fuck you think you are? (Spanking and crying)
Talkin-talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit, calling irony
I was just being ironic
Take these fucking spanks you dumbass, kid
I should've never give birth to you, you piece of shit
Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you, son
If I should even call you son
Daddy, daddy, have you heard of irony before?
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I was just kidding that crying was ironic
I wasn't actually crying
What the fuck did you just say?
You want me to come back here? Ha?
outro
Nothing daddy, nothing
That's what I fucking thought
Go back to bed it's 9 p.m.
Writer(s): George Miller
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Pink Season
Album • 2017 • 35 tracks
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