Lyrics of FAKE ID by RAT BOY
verse
I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
He said "Hold it there mate, well this isn't you"
"It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine"
"Well I'm taking this off you son identity thefts a crime"
So I'm standing on the street got no one else to meet
I'm bored, and I'm alone so I start to walk home
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me
chorus
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
verse
I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink
My eye's too swollen to blink, I need another drink
But now I can't afford because they just ran away with last week's pay
Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
This nation owes me a bit of compensation
chorus
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
verse
Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags
Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall
Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school
Hated GCSEs, was shit at PE
Us against them, just you and me
Now they get pig fat injected to their six pack
What's up with that? They look a right twat
chorus
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch"
Writer(s): Jordan Cardy, Derrick Morgan, Aa Ellis, Monty Naismith
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Album • 2017 • 13 tracks
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