Welcome to Freddy Feazbear's pizzaria.
It′s your first day at job
And I just wanted to call up
And say you are in no danger.
Nothing bad can happen to you here.
You are not gonna be killed
In anyway by any of the animatronics.
They are not gonna drag you away.
They are not gonna stuff you in Freddy Feazbear suit.
Your eyes are not gonna explode...
(Uh, excuse me. If I may, uh, jump in.
A part about "killing me"
Could you clearify that?)
I'm sorry this is a pre-recorded message.
You can't ask me any questions. Anyways, this is all a whole bunch of elaborate story
To basically set up a game
That′s just gonna jumpscare you
So the whole world can see
And scream like a little girl.
I only need one night to know
That I don't want night two
Or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit
I'm not working Five Nights at Freddy′s
To get murdered by a robot mob
I only need one night to know
That I don't want night two
Or have my eyes protrude out of the eyeholes of a animatronic suit.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!