I was making my rounds at Splashy Town
You know, the indoor water park
Shutting down the endless wave
Dead of night, pitch dark
Not a lifeguard who stayed too late
My weapon is a pool noodle
A glint of light pierced the night
Scooped it up and tossed it back
It was teeth I don′t know
It was teeth I don't know
-Just to clarify I did know they were teeth I just didn't know who′s teeth they were
Who′s sittin' on the couch
Gummin′ on some crunchy chow
Me, I'm eating peanut brittle
You see I lost my teeth earlier today
In a fight at a waterpark called Splashy Town
I'm gonna break into Splashy Town
I'm gummin' an entrance hole
Reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked
To get the teeth that I know
It felt like a pool noodle
Well I was just looking for my teeth man
You're looking for teeth?
Yeah I lost them in a battle with a man earlier today
That′s an amazing coincidence
I recently found some teeth
No more sittin′ on the couch
Gummin' on some crunchy chow
By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide
Yeah, I gummed my way in that way I'll also be leaving that way you might wanna patch it up afterward.