You look like you stepped into glue
And then stepped on some toddler′s skateboards
But at least you're not a toddler
′Cause they annoy me a lot more
And you look like a rejected extra
From that movie Battlefield Earth
But at least you're not a Scientologist
'Cause man, they are the worst
We shouldn't waste our lives
Living as roller discriminators
When I think we can both agree
That we absolutely hate ice skaters
Look at them with their frilly clothes
And their skates that will not roll
We should herd them into ice skating camps