(Superman) I lost my parents in childhood
Grew up a loner no one understood
And spent years brooding as an aimless drifter
But through the inspiring words of my father
I′ll become a symbol, an icon
A savior to restore hope to those who have none
(Batman) Uh, you mean like Batman?
(S) I travel the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am
(B) Been there, done that
(S) My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches of how important and unique I am
(B) Been there, done that
(S) If you ask me my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed
(B) Been there, done that
(S) I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is
(B) Been there, done that
(S) I wear a dark, tight costume
(S) With a long flowing cape, too
I think we shop at the same store
(S) I have a wise father figure who isn't my father at all
I'm the freaking Man of Steel
I'm the most unique superhero that this world′s ever seen
(S) I′m mentally depressed and psychologically tortured
(S) I've stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred
Yet responsibly stronger (B: Same)
(S) I reflect when I′m in my giant, dark, empty fortress
(S) I try to save people but, under my protection, the civilian death toll has tripled
(B) No, you′re not! You're an emo hunk every woman wants to sleep with
(S) Okay, you′re right about that.
(S) I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most of the time
You're a speedy pretty boy and I′m the FRIGGING BATMAN!
The dark, brooding loner is my thing, you see
And Zack Snyder sure ain′t gonna take that from me
Better than the Man of Steel
I'm the most unique superhero that the world′s ever seen
I'm the freaking Man of Steel
Way more than the Batman will
To save the say, I'll do whatever I can
He was gonna kill some random people I didn′t know!
(B) Dude, I didn't even kill the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend!
(Announcer) Coming Summer 2015
The Batman and Superman Movie
Two of the most polar opposite superheroes coming together at last
(B&S) Oh, fuck you, Zack Snyder!