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Strolling down the street, the square street.
A fair sheet of squares sleep below my feet.
Creeper 's what they call me, but even I see
That all of this beauty can fill me with such glee.
Look at this tall tree; it's nature's majesty!
Would it be so bad if someone BLEW THE F*CK OUT OF IT?
This sweet pig here, alone walking around,
He has the perfect face for GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F*CKING OUT!
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Hey mister creeper (WHAT!?)
There's no need for that kinda language (F*CK YOU!)
The only "F" word is "fun!"
Life's even sweeter without explosions.
Minecraft is for everyone!
Hoo-ray! Let's all be nice today.
Everyone is at play, there is no need to blow them away.
Oh, hi! Let's go help those two guys build their house of- *BOOM*
No, no, see this is exactly what I'm talking about.
If you've gotta curse, just say the word "fudge."
I know no one will judg- *BOOM*
No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die!
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I'm on a nice kick, I'll make some friends quick.
I don't have many because everyone's a huge di-uhhhh...
I have to admit I just might lose it.
Having to give up my favorite things is FUNKING BULLSHRIMP!
Man, it's hard not to be mean.