There are things you don′t know.
You know, about me, about how rough I had it.
What, in that cushy tower of yours?
I had nothing, in that tower
Fighting boredom by the hour!
Princess Lonely, walking circles
A hot plate and chamber pot.
And every morning I would boil it
No choice, I had no toilet!
Just a view of devastation
Out one window, isolation
And very little headroom.
Twenty years, I sat and waited
On the walls the days were added
Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but...
I′ve heard better, I'm just saying
'A′ for effort, thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches
As I fled I had to wonder
Would an ogre go to heaven
Did I mention I was seven?
My dad and mom sent me away...
I was sent away on Christmas Eve
Bare essentials, army cot,
A hot plate and a chamber pot. Shrek: No warm regards
And every morning, I would boil it. No choice, I had no toilet!
Just a view of devastation,
Out one window isolation. In my bedroom, and very little headroom.
And every day was Hell on Earth day