I′m the merc with a mouth
Always itchy on the trigger finger so I gotta pull it
Till I'm running out of bullets
Walk the walk and talk the talk
Grab the guns and the swords and I′m ready to rock
I'm the man with the plan initials D.P.
With the red suit on they can′t see me bleed
UNSTOPPABLE there's no way to kill me
Cut me down and I′m coming back GUARANTEED
BIG ol' guns now I′m bringing the BOOM
#Driveby then I'm leaving the room
What they did to my grill is criminal
Trying to mutate was straight up miserable
I don′t give a fuck though now I′m INVINCIBLE
Telling jokes for days I come correct
You BEST get out my way or you're gonna get REKT
Swinging like a heavyweight and dropping everybody,
Even though I′m indestructible I'm still getting bloody
When it comes to KICKING ASS ain′t no ONE above me,
I'm a SEXY MUTHAFUCKA and all the ladies LOVE ME
Mess with the ladies, you gonna get whooped on
Put em up, put em up, come get some
ILLEST MERC, there is no doubt,
Now step up chump get knocked the FUCK OUT
PSYCHOPATHIC and dysfunctional
Maximum effort I NEVER stop
Straight kick you in the NUTS while I′m wearing crocs
Like a fish out of the water I'll just watch you flop
I drop em all round after round
Now hang on for a minute while I′m breaking it down
With unicorn porn you KNOW I'm tugging it
Knocking my head to the beat and bumping it
Booty in my face? OK, I′m hugging it
Twerking that ass so fast and loving it