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Lyrics of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island,Michael Bolton
intro
Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh, great, send him in
Hey, guys!
Hey!
Hi! Thanks for coming!
intro
Sorry I'm late - I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things?
Oh, yeah, yeah those are - those are great
intro
Well, I checked out the track, and I loved it
And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig
Oh, wow, that's great! (Awesome!)
Should we just lay it down?
Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it)
intro
Ugh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah!)
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
verse
Night starts now, baby roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up (yeah)
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on)
Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet (yeah, yeah!)
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock
You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot
chorus
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
verse
Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar, so the groupies show us love (Kiera Knightly)
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow)
Watch it girl 'cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy"
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" (yeah, yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
Now back to the good part
chorus
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no)
Old Captain Jack giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf (yeah, uh-huh)
The jester of Tortuga (oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie
bridge
Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
Captain Jack (what?), Johnny Depp (no)
From the front to the back, say we count stacks, come on
Davy Jones (nope), Giant Squid (wrong)
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that, let me try it with another film
Wait
bridge
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all of my love (come on!)
Okay, then I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (no, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded
chorus
This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked! (No), just waiting to get fucked!
outro
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me
Yup, yeah, okay
Writer(s): Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Jorma Taccone, M Woods
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Turtleneck & Chain
Album • 2011 • 19 tracks
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Jack Sparrow
The Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
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