And he didn't look the same
I said have you got a shiner?
He′d straightened is hair
And combed it ovver is eyes
And all at once I realised
Well he weren't at the Labour Club
For our regular line dance
And listened to My Chemical Romance
Lets forget this misdemeanour
Cliff Richard at the MEN arena
He said I'm feeling all emotional
I said its those tight trousers
Come an have a pint a mild
Not Bullet for My Valentine
When I were walking to tha station
I could tell from a distance
He were wearing foundation
He paints his fingernails black
It looks like he′s caught his fingers
He were wearing a man bag
That said Jimmy Eat World'
I said thas wants fert eat
Ya great big blummin girl
He said I just want my emotions to be exposed
Emotions? Thas from Lancashire, thas not got none of those!