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Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You'll be so grateful when it's done
Shia LaBeouf doesn't have much on
He looks like a half-naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique
The whole thing's just them in a cage
Doing this pedophile ballet
I'm twelve you're twenty-eight!
verse
No one's going to understand what this is.
They're gonna think we're geniuses!
I'm method acting that's my shit
Sia, why aren't you in this thing?
verse
I don't appear in videos or
Face the audience at shows.
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it's a pretentious art thing
Besides I'd rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots.
A mini-me but without boobs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
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Put the twelve year old down now Shia.
You're under arrest for dancing with a young child!
Hands up right now pedophile!
Don't arrest him. This was all my idea
If this pedo video was made by you.
I guess we will arrest you too!
There's no need to arrest me.