sometimes you can′t fight the powers that be
you'll end up sleeping on your bathroom floor
what with the late april showers and the 4 am breeze
at least you got a place that′s dry and warm
you got ahead of yourself and now you're taking your toll
sit here indian style and sing your screeching weasel
complications aside, you're just a sick animal
so lay your head where it leads you
sometimes i like to think there′s a place we all go
it′s filled with chocolate milk and chips ahoy
and with a good attitude we'll be kicking it soon
taking shots with walt disney
i called my mom today, but it wasn′t too nice
she said, "thanks for the call, now get a grip on your life"
i said, "i'm trying so hard, it′s just moving so fast"
these kinds of things scare me shitless
and all of the while i've got a friend on the floor
and i won′t leave until he's counting sheep
and in his bed, nice and warm
and all the barf is cleaned
i promise you'll wake with a smile
′cause this happens to me once in awhile
i′ll sing you songs until you can open your eyes,
hold up your head and tell me you're fine