My kids say, "He said to me, and I'm like and he's like and she′s like"
It′s all, he's all, she′s all
I can't get behind that kind of like, English
That′ll be six to eight weeks before delivery
I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
Dangerous if you don't believe in them
Why can′t all these Gods just get along?
I mean, they′re omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?
What′s the problem? What about the men who say
"Do as I do, believe in what I say, for your own good
Or I'll kill you", I can′t get behind that
Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio
Go to a parking lot, for God's sake, why are you jeopardizing my life?
I can′t get behind a student driver
Lifetime guarantee? Who′s lifetime? Not mine
I haven't that much time left, let′s make it yours
Everybody's got a longer life than me
The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?
Car alarms, clap off, clap on, spam
Size matters, no, it doesn′t
Yes, it does, no, it doesn't
Yes, it does, no, it doesn't
Yes, it does, no, it doesn′t no, it doesn′t
Yes, it does! Yes, it does
My phone rings, make millions in minutes
It's a computer, lose inches in hours
Leave me the Hell alone, eat more spend less
Well, I can't, if you have to fix it with a computer
Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected
Then you can′t do it, and I can't get behind that
I can't get behind a fat ass