by Froggy Fresh on album Me and Daniel Tosh

Chillin in the kitchen in peanut butter jelly When my homeboy Daniel Tosh call me on the cellie He said hey Krispy, you're coming out to Cali I got some cute girls and there's one named Sally I got up

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally when you walk into

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its nice right? You ca

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten congratulations. More butt f

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Palette-Swap Ninja on album Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans

Now that we’ve hidden under the floor, what do we do now? Maybe we could overtake the scanning crew Dress up like some stormtroopers too Check the computer, Leia is here We should set her free

by Ghostface Killah & Adrian Younge on album Twelve Reasons To Die II

[Verse One: Ghostface Killah] Ayo Kane found Logan lamping at Deluca's Sitting with a little black boy, she called him Lucas, he knew it Found himself the daughter of a kingpin The ex of Tony Star

by Milo on album Things That Happen At Day // Things That Happen At Night

I don't know why I'm always inclined To end on a happy note. Though the point may be mute, Like a 10 year old boy, With his throat and his dreams, Ripped out by wolves (fuck wolves). I used to

by KRS One on album Miscellaneous

KRS One Miscellaneous Mortal Thought (I Must Roc The Mic) Adjust that treble right now adjust the bass Turn it up stop frontin C'mon turn it up Alright check it out ninety three lyrics here we

by KRS-One on album Return of the Boom Bap

You never will conquer the champion You never will conquer the champion Calm down my selector Adjust that treble right now adjust the bass Turn it up, stop frontin' C'mon, turn it up Alright, check i

by KRS-One on album Return of the Boom Bap

You never will conquer the champion You never will conquer the champion Calm down my selector Adjust that treble right now adjust the bass Turn it up, stop frontin' C'mon, turn it up Alright, check i

by KRS-One on album Return of the Boom Bap

You never will conquer the champion You never will conquer the champion Calm down my selector Adjust that treble right now adjust the bass Turn it up, stop frontin' C'mon, turn it up Alright, check i

by KRS-One on album Return of the Boom Bap

You never will conquer the champion You never will conquer the champion Calm down my selector Adjust that treble right now adjust the bass Turn it up, stop frontin' C'mon, turn it up Alright, check i