by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

Titties and beer (titties and beer) Big old titties and beer (titties and beer) I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer) Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer) Thank god I

by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

ON the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size of the red heads tits. The first gal i tipped was

by Rodney Carrington on album Beer for My Horses (Soundtrack from the Motion Picutre)

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when

by Rodney Carrington on album Beer for My Horses (Soundtrack for the Original Motion Picture)

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when

by Rodney Carrington on album Beer For My Horses

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when

by Rodney Carrington on album Miscellaneous

Rodney Carrington Miscellaneous A Beer Is Better Than A Woman A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why i’m right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night A beer wil

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Who took the clouds to the sky Who gave the bird wings to fly Who made the mountain, the valleys, seas and the ocean so wonderful The moon and the stars How beautiful they are Who made all creation W

by Rodney Carrington on album hanging with rodney

Rodney Carrington hanging with rodney dancing with a man i saw her sitting in a bar room in that smoky atmosphere she smiled back at me as i drank down one last beer and she put me on the dance floor

by Rodney Carrington on album Miscellaneous

Rodney Carrington Miscellaneous Fred He once shot a man just for snoring Got out of bed and shot him dead Well his name was…I didn’t know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was

by Frank Zappa on album Miscellaneous

Zappa Frank Zappa In New York Titties & Beer ------- - ---- It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey w

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that'

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I went to my neighbours yard sale, to see what I could fine. I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line. I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers. She

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the street She ain't my

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy blazer and her legs & her armpits never see

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone Cuz I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the phone Cuz I'm coming back

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

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by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

Men and Women – Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anythin

by Ameritz Karaoke Entertainment on album Karaoke (In the Style of Rodney Carrington)

by The Karaoke Channel on album The Karaoke Channel: Sing Letter to My P#n#s Like Rodney Carrington