by Froggy Fresh on album Me and Daniel Tosh

Chillin in the kitchen in peanut butter jelly When my homeboy Daniel Tosh call me on the cellie He said hey Krispy, you're coming out to Cali I got some cute girls and there's one named Sally I got up

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its nice right? You ca

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten congratulations. More butt f

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has

by Nat King Cole on album Extraordinary (2014)

I'm discontented with homes that are rented so I have invented my own Darling this place is a lover's oasis where lights where we chase is unknown Far from the cry of the city where flowers pret

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally when you walk into

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts

by Milo feat. Open Mike Eagle on album Things That Happen At Day // Things That Happen At Night

I don't know why I'm always inclined to end on a happy note Though the point may be moot Like the 10 year old boy with his throat and his dreams ripped out by wolves Fuck wolves I used to throw thes

by Milo on album Things That Happen At Day // Things That Happen At Night

I don't know why I'm always inclined To end on a happy note. Though the point may be mute, Like a 10 year old boy, With his throat and his dreams, Ripped out by wolves (fuck wolves). I used to

by Compton's Most Wanted on album Straight Checkn'em

Just like a prisoner, because I'm brown with some black skin A fugitive, running cause I just won't give in And its hard when it's black on black Gotta blast another brother trying to scheme on my sta

by Beenie Man on album Greensleeves Rhythm Album #13: Double Jeopardy

bwoy! there's a whole heap a tings, we haffi talk bout boss a nuff a nuff ting it happen boss so we nah go tek boss we caan deal wid it boss, a shorty mac... bwoy... mi... mi can tell di i somethin bo

by Beenie Man on album Greensleeves Rhythm Album #13: Double Jeopardy

bwoy! there's a whole heap a tings, we haffi talk bout boss a nuff a nuff ting it happen boss so we nah go tek boss we caan deal wid it boss, a shorty mac... bwoy... mi... mi can tell di i somethin bo

by Beenie Man on album Double Jeopardy

bwoy! there's a whole heap a tings, we haffi talk bout boss a nuff a nuff ting it happen boss so we nah go tek boss we caan deal wid it boss, a shorty mac... bwoy... mi... mi can tell di i somethin bo

by Beenie Man on album Double Jeopardy

bwoy! there's a whole heap a tings, we haffi talk bout boss a nuff a nuff ting it happen boss so we nah go tek boss we caan deal wid it boss, a shorty mac... bwoy... mi... mi can tell di i somethin bo