by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on ye little forner C Ome and get them green cards And l

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on ye little forner C Ome and get them green cards And l

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on ye little forner C Ome and get them green cards And l

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Bill Engvall's New All Stars of Comedy

I remember tears streaming down your face When you read those vicious things online Imagine what they'd say if they knew about you and I I never want to see you like that again So smile for me my suns

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I read her letter i

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Law and Disorder

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're

by Larry the Cable Guy on album The Best Of Blue Collar Comedy

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

Now here I lie in the streets An invitation for you to steal a glance at me While all the village, it gathers To watch the vultures devour this decaying matter Come one, come all (Hey, hey, hey) Whoev

by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Live

Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're

by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again

Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me, klap and i left her

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Country X-Mas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Country X-Mas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

She has the most wonderful ass I have seen It's firm and it's round and it's lean and it's mean Too bad she's fourteen But we've all been to the mall, so you know what I mean

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time