by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Sucks One year i got a dog for christmas And i gave it to the boy next door Then i gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what christmas i

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card cuz that's what Christmas is for I used to give a lot at Christmas You might say I

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Christmas Song The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Ever

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Last Saskatchewan Pirate I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went by and though i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my bro

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms No Sale/no Store This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When?

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms I Want To Look Like Arnold I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you're fat) The

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old charlie's glass

by Trisha Paytas on album Christmas Sucks

Hey Christmas you suck so much from all of us Hey Christmas you suck so much from all of us We hate you, shove your cheer up your butt and shut it up cause christmas sucks, chirstmas sucks! It's that

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Turkey Blues Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' s

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year it gets

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms Christmas Turkey Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacati

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till christmas, i have

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey The Same Christmas Cake Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed t

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Hangover The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbo

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on christmas day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of daddy dear Now everybody's chris

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Vincent The Christmas Virus This year at christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at th