by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Dog Food Woman Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly i'm faced with a hearta

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Christmas Song The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Ever

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms I Want To Look Like Arnold I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you're fat) The

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Last Saskatchewan Pirate I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went by and though i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my bro

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms No Sale/no Store This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When?

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old charlie's glass

by Mondo Generator on album Dog Food

I'm hanging around that same old scene My girlfriend Betsy, she's just fourteen There's nothing better for me to do I'm living on dog food Dog food is so good for you It makes you strong and clever t

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Kill The Dog Next Door I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour got a dog He put a ribbon on its head To make it cute But it still looked

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Sucks One year i got a dog for christmas And i gave it to the boy next door Then i gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what christmas i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Turkey Blues Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' s

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacati

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Billy, The Themepark Shark I'm a shark, i'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, i'm a shark, And silently i strike. I'm a shark, i'm a shark, I'm dumber

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Killer Robots From Venus About six months ago someone came by with a petition Said "we want to stop these folks moving in next door." I refused to sign

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on christmas day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of daddy dear Now everybody's chris

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Tv Weather Guy My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d. My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Mounted Animal Nature Trail On the mounted animal nature trail, you'll be sure to see All mother nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry an

by The Arrogant Worms on album Gift Wrapped: The Best Of the Arrogant Worms

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round With gifts and laughter to abound And we let ou