by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury

Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes! With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite! Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business! Show some class when you dress, shav

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous st

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! BABE RUTH! VS LANCE ARMSTRONG! BEGIN! Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression I'll let you be the second fat women hearing my confession I admit it, I did what

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ADAM VS EVE BEGIN! This battles gonna end like every arguement does, with you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub, I made a map mother fucker and im reading it too, gi

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! THE WRIGHT BROTHERS! VS! THE MARIO BROTHERS! BEGIN! We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover? Cau

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MARTIN LUTHER KING! VS! GANDHI! BEGIN! You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this Slumdog skillionair

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Snoop Lion on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

Epic Rap Battles of History! Moses Versus! Santa Claus Begin. Sweet robes, Obi. Wan-too-many days in the sun? Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I bring joy every year, man I r

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop! And your cousin blew notes on yo

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! THE GHOSTBUSTERS! VS! THE MYTHBUSTERS! BEGIN! Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? If you, or the Lorax, wanna

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WONDER WOMAN! VS! STEVIE WONDER! BEGIN! Wonder Woman fly, I'm about to tell you why Princess Diana, but this Lady don't Di! My rhymes are signed, sealed, and delivered on

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Zeus vs Thor

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!! ZEUS VS THOR!! How dare you challenge my immortal throne? I'm the father of the Gods, put your daddy on the phone! Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, 'cause when Zeus l

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! TONY HAWK! VS! WAYNE GRETZKY! BEGIN! I can skate better than this church boy turd can Not Cash Money, it's just Wayne vs Birdman You got your whole league to protect and

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Adam vs Eve

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ADAM VS EVE BEGIN! This battles gonna end like every arguement does, with you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub, I made a map mother fucker and im reading it too, gi

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album George Washington vs William Wallace

Epic Rap Battles Of History George Washington Vs William Begin George Washington (1): There's a difference between you and me, Willy I fought 'till I was actually free, Willy I got my face on a quarte

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! SHERLOCK HOLMES! VS BATMAN! BEGIN! Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck I'll crush your British nuts until they're bang

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

Epic rap battles of history! Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe! Begin! Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses You could never kick my ass, so kiss my c

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY THOMAS EDISON VS NIKOLA TESLA BEGIN Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start static I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents While you were bu

by Epic Rap Battles of History, Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus

Epic Rap Battles Of History Captain Kirk Vs Christopher Columbus Begin Arrivederci Imma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I’ll show yo

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & DeStorm on album Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

Epic Rap Battles of History Mr T Vs Mr Rogers, begin I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang Call me BA biceps cause I’ll crush your whole gang Bring Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Master Chief vs. Leonidas

Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest! The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face With my sandals enraged An