by Jeff Dunham ft. Achmed, Jeff Dunham & Achmed on album Don't Come Home for Christmas

-Talking- Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the ass B

by Jeff Dunham & Achmed on album Don't Come Home for Christmas

-- Conversation -- Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through Checkpoint A But not through Checkpoint B That's when I got shot in

by Jeff Dunham & Achmed the Dead Terrorist on album NOW Christmas 2012

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan for Christmas in irag I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B that's when I got shot in the ass by the us m

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a Nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the ass by the US

by Achmed the Dead Terrorist on album NOW Christmas 2009

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by t

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

Christmas is a time, for reflection.Giving thanks, is the least that we can do. So, lets take a moment, to count our blessings.And all the things, that I have given you. Lets start with your carrer. I

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin I gunned the motor and run over him I

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

Every year for the holidays, it’s always been the same old thing. Christmas comes and Christmas goes, while we’re all packed away. We put our heads together and decided to pick the locks.

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face its 117 degrees in thi

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

I was working at the Exxon station About 40 miles north of Bowling Green I saw a bright red light In the darkness of the night That's when the strangest rig pulled in that I had ever seen Eight

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too Because to opera

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

WALTER: There's a kind of magic to the season, That only comes around this time of year. A yearning in the heart, To be better than we are, And cherish everyone that we hold dear... PEANUT: When

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard. I hate Christmas stuck out

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

Just thinking of christmas Makes me want to cry Cuz thats the time of year that my back was never dry We climb out of the ryder truck and race across the sand Crawl beneath the fence and swim across

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

by Jeff Dunham on album Don't Come Home For Christmas

by Jeff Dunham on album Controlled Chaos

Well ladies and gentlemen there is a terrorist amongst us (Crowd Applauses) And i I don't know how it's gotten to the point where I can actually give this introduction but here it is, Please help me w

by Jeff Dunham on album Controlled Chaos

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by Jeff Dunham & Achmed on album Don't Come Home for Christmas

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face its 117 degrees in thi

by Jeff Dunham & Bubba J on album Don't Come Home for Christmas

Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin I gunned the motor and run over him It's a Roadk