by Larry the Cable Guy on album Miscellaneous

Oh, little girl from Birmingham How good you look in jeans I'd love to take you on a date But you're teeth are so damn green

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind

by South Park Mexican on album The 3rd Wish

South Park Mexican The 3rd Wish Valley Thanks to [email protected] for these lyrics. [1] - I'm going to the valley el valle por halle Straight to the spot where the mexicans hold tons I know

by Canibus on album For Whom The Beat Tolls

[Vocal 1] I got bored with four beats to the measure Professor speech compressor terminated his tenure to explore a more rewarding adventure Take a closer look at the bars You'll see I'm not

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Bill Engvall's New All Stars of Comedy

I remember tears streaming down your face When you read those vicious things online Imagine what they'd say if they knew about you and I I never want to see you like that again So smile for me my suns

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I read her letter i

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Law and Disorder

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're

by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Live

Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They

by Larry the Cable Guy on album The Best Of Blue Collar Comedy

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

Now here I lie in the streets An invitation for you to steal a glance at me While all the village, it gathers To watch the vultures devour this decaying matter Come one, come all (Hey, hey, hey) Whoev

by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again

Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're

by Marilyn Monroe on album The Little Girl from Little Rock

We're just two little girls from Little Rock We lived on the wrong side of the tracks But the gentlemen friends who used to call they never did seem to mind at all They came to the wrong side of the t

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize

Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what. Daggone. I made the big tim

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Country X-Mas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the

by Larry the Cable Guy on album Country X-Mas

this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the