by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come, eas
by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)
My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can wat
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me il
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear, m
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate Yo
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous your horoscope 4 today AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus! Fill that void in your pathetic life by playin
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver