by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa's only s'pose to come once year No

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Huh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AID

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

yo ... walkin' my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? that's a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get m

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week,

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week,

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words (Deluxe Edition)

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, if you

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, if you

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, if you

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

ooh ... what is this thing? Just a reminder Bo, your EP is available now on iTunes. Go and buy it, it is really good. Ooh, hi, I didn't even see you there. I was just looking my notes over and ..

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright If you want a beer theyre over here But we only have coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip the stuff is out of sight Right before bed

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

Everytime i go to dinner it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, well they're not able When i look at them i find there's a

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is blind, well it'

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

Before Youtube I walked through life. And now I frollic. Youtube has been like a father to me, Except Youtube's not an alcholic. Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid, That thought he was

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

high school party, senior year boys and girls are all sippin' on beer i like soda, where's the soda? am i the only fucking person here that likes soda? i see her from across the crowd excep

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare, Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair, From the start it was easy to see, This was the girl for me. who cares if she was 83... She could mak

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die And what's domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much

by Bo Burnham on album Bo Burnham

She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare, Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair, From the start it was easy to see, This was the girl for me. Who cares if she was 83... She could mak

by Bo Burnham on album what.

[Intro: Bo Burnham] (Talking to audience member) Bo: How old are you buddy? Child: 14 Bo: 14? Is this your mother beside you? Child: (mumbling) Bo: This is getting akward isn't it? Well your mo