by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

The Vandals Miscellaneous Viking Suit Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsession

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beac

by The Vandals on album Slippery When Ill

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name He wasn't from her neighborhood

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I w

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lad

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airst

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't s

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

Big brother, he is a watching Watching me and you Big brother, is a watching And he'll know your every move They're really, really gonna do it to you Just wait and see They'll be telling us wh

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

One two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don

by The Vandals on album When In Rome Do As The Vandals

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong When he went and killed some men They sent for the marshal to bring him in They sent for Marshal Skin He rolled into town, And pulled his cowboy hat down Caus

by The Vandals on album Punk Rock Is Your Friend: Kung Fu Records Sampler, No. 6

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Punk Rock Is Your Friend-Sampler #6

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Mixed Martial Arts, Vol. 1.

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Punk Rock Is Your Friend, Volume 6

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live

Hey, homes, don't front my set hey, homes, don't front my set word! you fudge with me, you fudge with the crew word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do word! don't front my set, coz we got power word! i

by The Vandals on album Hollywood Potato Chip

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll just keep

by The Vandals on album Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live

Hey, homes, don't front my set hey, homes, don't front my set word! you fudge with me, you fudge with the crew word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do word! don't front my set, coz we got power word! i

by The Vandals on album Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped