by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

Bathroom mirror's upside down Ceiling has a crack. Tap washer needs replacing, Toothpaste's lost its cap. Deodorant spray is empty, Bath has lost its plug. I've tried different shampoos but Every t

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

Boom boom, Crash crash Ratatatat He knew it by heart and so did I He said as we rode down the road Without letting go of the boat he held That hopped and croaked, like a toad We didn't progress all

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Arabic Yodelling + Grain by Grain (For Accuracy)

Cigarettes in secret societies Special hides in tin pan alleys Soroptimistic party places Winsome folk enjoying the pleasures of... The street sign's Ornamental Green candle It's a flaming row, sir!

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Arabic Yodelling + Grain by Grain (For Accuracy)

We're in a bar, playing guitar Playing to the clientele If that's what you are! Every now and then We'll play a bum chord You can watch our beards grow If you feel bored.

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

Lights out, Ted's asleep Ooh! deep, deep, deep Indulging in R. E. M. Be part of our Ted's reverie. Portsdown grass a hilly scene Ooh! green, green, green Impossibly, white wallabys Abound in our Ted'

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

He gets around in a wheelchair Sometimes I push to show I care (Sobbing) Sometimes he sighs and sheds a tear He looks at me, eyes filled with fear (Sobbing) He takes a box of dominoes Upon his lap

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

You used to hold the chair too high What'll I do, what'll I do? Throw away the gaff and the dog Isn't it closed, isn't it closed? There's no pain killer anymore! Ooooo--look at the earth! I'm aski

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

I sprang from my chair, I was annoyed since I'd sat opposite You all the morning I have heard you say, there are no data I could hardly keep from smiling at you. In my atmosphere, gazing at the dial

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

See the man in the garden, The one with the balding head. He's really strange, a bit deranged He takes his gnomes to bed, ha-ha! Takes his gnomes to bed, ha-ha! Takes his gnomes to bed, ha-ha! They'r

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Arabic Yodelling + Grain by Grain (For Accuracy)

Ooo eee! Who wants to be A dichotomy And paradoxically Uniquely To talk to me To speak to me! One dream per night.

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

Excuse me... Excuse me, could you tell me please... Excuse me sir... Is Dover a seaport? Sure it's a seaport. Pardon me... Please sir... Pardon... Pardon me but... Has Grover a passport? I hope so!

by Renaldo & The Loaf on album Songs for Swinging Larvae

Bet you didn't know today Bet you didn't know today Bet you didn't know today Was such a long time coming Bet you didn't know today Bet you didn't know today Bet you didn't know today Was such a long

by Ziggy Alberts on album Four Feet in the Forest

And we'll watch the greens grow, We spent our times trying to get back to the rivers, And how we've come, To see our footprints here to kingdoms done, See I've got my own set of fears and doubts, Like

by Sammy Kaye on album Your Hit Parade: The '40s

You ask where I live Here's the address I give The four winds and the seven seas The hills were my home Till I started to roam The four winds and the seven seas My love and I Would sit and sigh Till

by Belfegor on album The Kingdom of Glacial Palaces

I'll Come From Four Sides Of The World Nine moons will show me the way Nine deer will guide me I'll bring nine keys I'll sing your dream into a bloody sartoan I will end up inside your soul Inside yo

by Graveland on album The Fire of Awakening

In the shield of the Sun is the power The light of the Aryan knowledge The four wings of the sun The hope of spirits, and the strength of will As proud ancient Gods stand by his side Wotan raises his

by Vic Damone on album The Best of Vic Damone

You ask where I live Here's the address I give The four winds and the seven seas The hills were my home Till I started to roam The four winds and the seven seas My love and I Would sit and sigh Till

by Gaz Brookfield on album Tell It to the Beer

I've seen the circus man Entertain the best he can But clowns are creepy and a bit weird Bring the beat back I've seen the acrobats Juggle fire and tame big cats But that strikes me as a strange thing

by Ray Wylie Hubbard on album A: Enlightenment B: Endarkenment

The time is near for the great tribulation All lost souls should be aware of this For it is written in the Christian Bible Of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse The word of John in the Book of Revel

by Half Man Half Biscuit on album 90 Bisodol (Crimond)

“Demon fiend, leave your tomb Seek out the Virgin womb” Hey Chris from Future Doom You left your lyrics in the practice room “Cackling hag astride the broom What dread this upon the sp