Artists vs. TMNT Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONATELLO!
MICHELANGELO!
LEONARDO!
RAPHAEL!
VERSUS!
LEONARDO!
MICHELANGELO!
DONATELLO!!
AND RAPHAEL!
BEGIN!

Artists:

Leonardo:
Cowabunga, dudes. So lets get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance
We got that classical technique
to kick these 3 toed freaks back under the streets
I take a turtle and turn him into mincemeat
You dont really wanna step to Da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello!

Donatello:
Oh, hard shell but you're gross in the middle
Wouldnt wanna touch you with a Six Foot Chisel
Born in goop, raised in poop
I slice through a group of ninja like fruit, oops!

Raphael:
Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the pope and I boned 'till I croaked
Im an MC Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling

Michelangelo:
OH! Michelangelo and im giant!
I made David but i'll slay you like Goliath!
Im a rap god and you cant quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgement, trust me!

Donatello:
We drop science!

Raphael:
We got the mathematics!

Donatello and Raphael
The architects of rebirth and rap addicts!

All:
You beat the Foot but it wont go well!

Donatello:
When you catch an Italian

All:
Boot to the half shell!


TMNT:

Leo:
The wisdom of our master (Splinter!)

Don:
Taught us not to rush to violence

Raph:
But our master (Master Splinter)

Mike:
He aint here dude!

Leo:
I dont think you wanna mess with my Kitana blades!
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!

Mike:
I can Bebop and Steady Rock a mic, sucka!
Im a pristine Sistine nun-chucha!

Raph:
Oh, Hi! Im a cool but rude guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my 2 Sai

Don:
Donna-tell me who you are again, dude?
'Cause I dont Gattamelatta clue what you do


Artists:

Donatello:
Thats because you mutants are too immature!

Leonardo:
You wouldnt know genius if it pissed in your sewer!

Raphael:
We got the talent!

All:
And the minds!

Raphael:
And the rhymes so sweet!

Michelangelo:
We're like your NES game!

All:
Because we cant be beat!

TMNT:

Leo:
Yo, go ahead and hate we'll just skate on by!

Mike:
You guys draw more dicks than New York pride!

All:
We're the TMNT, Drop kicking Italy
We're chowing on your tower made of pizza

Leo:
Save a slice for me!