Bad Vibes Champion Lyrics

Mi tell you
You are the bad vibes champion[You Love it]
You Love your downs, your lows, your blues
And as a fulltime vibes-killer champion[You Love it, love it]
You've got to hurt, to shout, abuse
I got a cure for your ugly disease
And I am sure you will soon find relief
Cause I am the all time champion
And I got ways and means and clues

[Refrain]
Take you on a joyful cruise [Let me show you this]
Batter down the all time blues [Show you what you miss]
Shake you till I blow your fuse [What a state of bliss]
Shake you! If it is by force mi lord
Follow me there's no excuse [Let me show you this]
The Music, it will turn you loose [Show you what you miss]
Easy baby shake it smooth [What a state of bliss]
Shake your little bum
Shake your little bumper

From near and far, from a distance, they have come to join the cruise
Sir see: there's a very long list man, and a lot of work to do
Life is a prison cell if your ass is tied to the office chair
So may I offer my assistance?
And I swear it's good for you oh lord

Take you on a joyful cruise [Let me show you this]
Batter down the all time blues [Show you what you miss]
Shake you till I blow your fuse [What a state of bliss]
Shake you! If it is by force mi lord
Follow me there's no excuse [Let me show you this]
Feel the Music, it will turn you loose [Show you what you miss]
Easy baby shake it smooth [What a state of bliss]
Shake your little bum
Shake your little bumper

Shake away the all time blues
Shake your little bum
Shake your little bumper

I am the all time champion, I rule over grief in the long run
For sorrows in the world under one sun
I got weapons of mass destruction
If your smile and your joy are long gone
And it's centuries ago since you had fun
Come to the all time Champion
I guarantee you will feel like a newborn

This is what I'll do for you
To Take away your all time blues
Easy Baby shake it smooth
Music's gonna turn your loose mi lord

[Refrain]
Take you on a joyful cruise [Take you on a joyful cruise]
Batter down the all time blues [Batter down the all time blues]
Shake you till I blow your fuse [Shake you till I blow your fuse]
Shake you! If it is by force mi lord[By force mi Lord]
Follow me there's no excuse [Follow me there's no Excuse]
Music, it will turn you loose [The Music, it will turn you loose]
Easy Baby, shake it smooth [Shake it easy baby shake it smooth]
Shake your little bum
Shake your little bumper