Let Me Tell You A Story Lyrics

Let me tell you a story when I was in 5th grade.
I was playing touch football and I broke my leg and that was my fault.
Yeah that was my fault.

Let me tell you a story when I got caught shoplifiting.
I was at an F.Y.E. and I stole a Smiths cd and that was my fault.
Yeah, that was my fault.

Let me tell you a story when I lost my first girlfriend.
I went to some stupid party and said some stupid things and that was my fault.
Yeah, that was my fault.

Let me tell you a story when I lost my dog.
I got high at the park and forgot to put her leash on and that was my fault.
Yeah, that was my fault.

Let me tell you a story how I made my auntie cry.
I was doing badly in school and I never really tried and that is my fault.
Yeah, that is my fault.

Let me tell you a story when my parents got divorced.
I was pretty sad at first but I realized it was their choice and that isn't my fault.

Let me tell you a story when I lost my first love.
I never really thought it'd end but no one ever really does and that is not my fault.
And it's not their fault.

This is my story, it might not be that long.
I'm sorry if it's boring, that's why I put it in a song.
And I guess that's my fault.

But when things get unbearable, so awfully terrible.
Just write your story out, it'll make you feel better somehow.
Make that your fault.
Make that your fault and that won't be my fault.