Mr. Cool Lyrics

They call me Cool
cause I got more glide in my stride and more dip in my hip
and I wear a mean dark pair of shades
and you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent
no time gimme five
they call me Cool
Mr. Cool
I drive a long white big
white on white in white you dig
now girl I don't mean to be an agitator
but when I get moving I'm a smooth operator
no jive gimme five
they call me Cool
Mr. Cool
I use to fool around with the president's old lady
I used to call her Sister Sadie
now don't you all go and get so petty
cause you know darn well that I am pretty
they call me Cool
Mr. Cool
now I was the first man on the moon in a satellite
if you are al wondering why you didn't see me
it's cause I left at night
and when I planted my flag and made my claim
I turned to the moon folk and hollered
what's my name?
they call me Cool
Mr. Cool