Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
NICEPETER!
VERSUS!
EPICLLOYD!
BEGIN!

Lloyd:
This is one vid kid that you wont ever survive!
Ill beat you, dislike you, and unsibscribe
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro
But for now just stick to editing your gay ass Monday Show!
Ill slaughter your water colored Unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast
And leak to youtube your middle name is Alexis
I can tell you're scared just from the body language im reading
You should start leaving, look: your hairline's already retreating!
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives 2 shits
Everyone knows your page is just a place where rap battles live
Dude, you're really big on youtube, you got a great career
But remember: You got famous from MY idea!

Peter:
The battles were your idea to start with, I wont lie
But im the one who had the brains to make a midget play the bad guy!
Look at you! Or elt me just tell you what I see
You're a short little sidekick, ill call you Mini Me!
I dre a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
Take the mustache away? You look more like Bette Midler!
You big toothed choppy faced horse looking prick
You and Bill 'O Reilly can both suck my dick!

Lloyd:
You're taller than I am but you look up to me!
The guy who got your first job in comedy!

Peter:
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus!
You got as much musical talent as Chuck Fucking Norris!

Lloyd:
You? A musician? Eh...Thats kind of stretching
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!

Peter:
You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?
Its like im battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!

Lloyd:
Im gonna knock you right out of your little Superman Socks
You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock!

Peter:
Man, you dont even have to say that kind of shit...
Fuck the rap battles and you! I quit!