Flight Of The Conchords Lyrics
"Carol Brown"

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Leeza got amnesia, just forgot who I am

Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material

Ooh we can eat cereal

He'll lose interest fast
His relationships never last

Shut up girlfriends from the past

He says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing

Oh
Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?

Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah

Mmm shut up

Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah

Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Britney, Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty way that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze

He said the same thing to me

How can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?

He means he looks at other girls

Love is a mystery
It does not follow a rule

This guy is a fool
He'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up

I thought I told you to shut u-u-up

Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah

Mona you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany
Would you like a little cereal?
Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown? Was it you Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do

Stick around
Do do
Do do do do

Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do

Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do

Stick around